Now comes literally the biggest Attack on Titan promotion yet, as a life-size recreation of the 60-meter Colossal Titan is set to menace Japan in projection-mapped form at a shopping center in Kawasaki.
They’re also sending two heroes to protect the populace, as images of series protagonist Eren Jaeger, plus his childhood friend and Scout Corps compatriot Mikasa Ackerman, will also appear, using their 3-D maneuver gear to zip to the heights necessary to battle the creature.
AND I AM GOING UNFDFGSDDH
I want to tell you the story about two brothers – one of them was tall, and the other was handsome. They loved each other and betrayed each other, but the story is not about the war. It’s about love so powerful and strong that was enough to beat pestilence, and Death, and the devil itself. About two people who shared life not only on earth, but on heaven and hell, who were always with each other during the long never-ending road. What about the end you will ask? They lived happily ever after and didn’t die at any of the days
TATIANA MASLANY [PUNCHES HOLE IN THE WALL] PLAYS SEVEN DIFFERENT CHARACTERS [THROWS CHAIR ACROSS THE ROOM] AND MAKES THEM ALL SEEM LIKE DIFFERENT PEOPLE [KICKS OVER TABLE] AND SOMETIMES PLAYS THREE PEOPLE IN ONE SCENE [RIPS SHIRT OFF AND RUNS SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT]